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- | __ ___ _ ___ | stoisz | +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------------------+uuups... ciezkie przebudzenie... nic |
- | (_ | /\ |_) | /| |/ +------------+--+ | | |nie pamietasz... jakies podworko... |
- | __) | /--\ | \ | | *------+ | Slonce swieci.|Idziesz w lewo | | |na ryju skrzepy krwi |
- | |\ | | Ludzie chodza.+---------------+-----------------+---------------------------------------------------------------| +--------*-----------*-------------*-----+
- +---+-----------------------+ | +-------*-------+ | | | /|\ /|\ /|\
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- \ | / +----------------------------+----+ +-------+ | +--------+-----------------------+5 godzina | | | |
- \|/ | stoisz i sie gapisz | | | | | | |snu | | | |
- +------------+----------------------+ +--------+ | | | | | | | | |
- |Stoisz na miescie, jest slonecznie |Idziesz w lewo | | | | | | | | |
- |Czujesz zapach moczu. Wychylasz sie+----------------------+----+ | | | | | | | +----+
- |z bramy na ruchliwa ulice. | | | | | | | | | | |
- +------------------------------*----+ +----+------+--------+--------+-------+ | +--------------------------+ | | | |
- | /|\ | | | | | | |I to wlasnie bylo ostatnie| | | | |
- |Idziesz w prawo / | \ | | | | +---------------+---------+co pamietasz z tego dnia. | | | | |
- | | | | | | | |Potem urwal ci sie film | | | | |
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- | | | 4 godzina snu | | | | | |
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- +-----*--------------+ | | | | | | | |
- | Ulica, trawniki. | | | | +-----------------+ | | | | |
- | Wchodzisz w waska | Pukasz do drzwi | | | \ |Mundek mowi:"o, | | | | | |
- | uliczke. Male dre- | i wchodzisz | | | \|super ze wpad- | | | | +----------------+ |
- | wniane domki. Bruk,+------------------------------------------+----------------------+-+----*les. Wlasnie +----------------------------------------+-------------+-----+ | |
- | szczekaja psy. | | | | /|jade do Ryska na | | | | |
- | Artyleryjska 13 | | | | / |wies, jedz ze | | | | |
- +-----+--------------+ | | | |mna | | | | |
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- |Idziesz dalej | | | | | | |
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- | | \|/ | | | | | |
- | | wchodzisz do +--------------------+ / | | | | | |
- | | sklepu |Mijasz sklepy, ludzi|X----------+-+---------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |
- | | +-------------------------------++-------------+-----+ \ | | | | |
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- | | | |stajesz |idziesz dalej | | | | |
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- | | | | | | | \| Mijasz przystanek PKS. Wlasnie jedzie ogorek |nie | | |
- | | | | | +--+-+--------------* do Trofimowki. A moze by tak odwiedzic +-------------+-----+ | |
- |nie podnosisz | | | | | | | /| Ryska? | | | | |
- +--+-----+/ | | | | | | | +----+-------------------------------------------+ | | | |
- |Na ziemi*------------+----------------+---------------+-------------+ | | | | tak | | | |
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- | podnosisz | | | | | | | \ | / | | |
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- | | | | | | | | | | | masz atak. umierasz | +-----+ | |
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- | \|/ |chodzisz po sklepie | | | | | | \|/ | | | | |
- | +--------+---+--------------+ | | | +---------+--+-+----------*--------+ | | | |
- | |Sklep spozywczy. Wino, piwo| | | | | | | | <----w te strone | | | |
- | |bulki, chleb, koszyki. Sie-| | | | | | | | +--------------------------------------------+---+--------------+ | |
- | |gasz do kieszeni - pusto. | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
- | +-+-------------------------+ | | | | | | | |uciekasz | | \|/ | |
- | |idziesz sobie | | | | | | | \ +----------+-----------------+ | | +--------X------------------+| |
- | +-----------------------+ | | | | | | | \ | Przechodzien czestuje cie | | | | Przechodzien poprawia || |
- | | | | | | | | | \| strzalem w ryja wulgarnie | krzyczysz "Policja!" | | \| z buta, spluwa i idzie || |
- | +------------------+---------+-----+---+--------------+---------+--+-+-----------* przeklinajac +--------------------------+---+-----* dalej swoja droga. Siadasz|| |
- | | | | | | | | | | /| | | | \/| na klombie, wycierasz krew|| |
- | | | | | | | | | | / +---------+------------------+ +--------+---+----X| z nosa || |
- | |prosisz o ognia | | | | | | | | / | kopiesz go | | | / +-----+---------------------+| |
- | +--------+----------+ | | | | | | | | +------------------------------------+ | | | | |
- | \ |Nie masz ognia. | | | | | | | | | | | | +-----+ |
- +-------X+Obok idzie przecho-| +---------+-----+---+----------+ | | | | | | | +---+-------+
- / |dzien | | | | | | | | | | +-----------+----+ | |
- +--------+----------+ | | | | | | | | | | | | |
- |chowasz kipa do kieszeni | | | | | | | | \ | / | | | |
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- | | | | | | | | | wino +------*------+chleb | | | |
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- | | | | | | | | | | +-+-----------+ | | | | |
- | | | | | | | | | +----------------------+--------------------+ |fajki | | | | |
- | | | | | | | | | ukrasc drugie| siadasz na lawce i zaczynasz popijac. | | | | | | |
- +----------------------------+ +--+--------------+---+------+--+--+-+----------------+ Wino jest dobre, ma lekko cierpki smak. | | +-------------+----+-------+---+ |
- | | | | | | | | | | dosiada sie kilku kumpli, w milym | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | | | | | towarzystwie czas plynie szybciej, ale | | | | | | |
- | | | / | | +--+--+-+----------------+ i wino szybciej sie konczy. A tu chce | | | | | | |
- | | |/ | | | | | isc sepic | sie jeszcze. Co robic? | | | +--------+----+-------+ |
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- | | | idziesz sobie| +--+-+-+---+----------+ | +-------------------+ | | | +----------+ \|/
- | | | \ +-----------------++ / | | | | | | |Udalo ci sie... | | | | | +----------*-----+
- | | +--X|Przejezdza autobus+X-------+-+ | | | | |prawie. Gdybys | | | | | |Ekspedientka zau|
- | | / +--+---------------+ \ | | | | | |tylko nie nadzial |/ | | | | drzwiami |waza twoje mane-|
- \ | / | |wsiadasz | | | | | |sie na ochroniarza.*------+------+----+--+--------------+wry i wszczyna |
- \|/ | +------------------------+---+---+----------+---------+ | |Dostales pare |\ | | | | |alarm. Uciekasz |
- +---------*---------------------+ +----------------------+ +------+ | | | | | |benckow i wylecia- | | | | | +-------+--------+
- \ |Podchodzi do ciebie niewysoki | | | | | | | | |les za drzwi. | | | | | oknem|
- \|koles, kolo trzydziestki, twarz|wygrzebujesz z kieszeni kipa | | | | | | | +-+-----------------+ | | | | |
- +---------*emeryta. To Edek. "Czesc Kazek,+---------*----------------------+----+----------+---+----------+-----+ | | | | | | | |
- | /|masz fajki?" - pyta. | /|\ ---->this way | | | | | | | | | | | +--+----------------------+
- | / +-----+-------------------------+ / | \ | | | | | | | | | | | +------------------------------+
- | |"Nie"-klamiesz | +----+----+----------+---+----------+ | | | | | | |
- | | | | | | | | | +--+-------+-------------+ \ | / +-----------------------------------+ |
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- | | | | | | +------+ | | \ | / \ | / | |wychodzisz ze sklepu, wyciagasz |siedzisz dalej | |
- +---------------+----------------+ | | | | | +-----+----------------+ \|/ \|/ | |fajke i delektujesz sie. Siadasz| | |
- | | +--------------+ | | | | | | +----*-------*------------+| |na laweczce. Rozgladasz sie na | | |
- | | | | | | | | | |Siedzisz na klombie, li- || |prawo i lewo. Cwierkaja ptaki | | |
- | | | | | | | | | udajesz ze nie |zesz rany i rozczulasz || +--+-----------------------------+ | |
- +----------+ | | | | | | | | widzisz |sie nad soba. Widzisz || |siedzisz dalej | |
- | +---------------------------------+--+----+----+---+----+-----+------------------+idace druga strona ulicy || | +----------------+ | |
- | / | | | | | | | |kolezanki z duza rekla- || | | | | |
- |/ | | | | | | | |mowka. || | | | | |
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- |\ | | | | | | wolasz do nich | | | | | | |
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- \|/ |wchodzisz w brame | +-----------------------+ | | | | | 3 godzina snu | | +----+---------------------+---------+ | | |
- +----*------+--------+ | |Podchodza koledzy. | | | | +--------+-----------------------------+----+ | | | | | | |
- |Chmurzy sie. Zaczyna| | |Dosiadaja sie. | / | | | | | | | | | | | | |
- |kapac. Masz dreszcze| | |Czestujesz ich fajka- |X-----+--+----+-------------+-----------------------------+----+--------------+------+ +-------------+ | ++ | |
- +--+-----------------+ | |mi a oni cie winem. + \ | | | | | | | | | | | |
- |biegniesz dla | |Dobre. Siedzicie | | | | | | | | \ | / | | | |
- |rozgrzewki | |i rozmawiacie. | | | | +-----------+-------------------------+ | | | \|/ | | | |
- | | +------------+----------+ +--+----+-+ Obok Ziemi przelatuje czarna dziura.| | | | +------------*---------+ | | | |
- | | | | | | Wpadasz w petle czasu | | | | |a jak ty tu trafiles? | | | | |
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- | | | co sie dzieje? Otwierasz oczy, rozgladasz sie...| | | | +-----------------| | | |
- | | | Jacys ludzie, palma, skorzany fotel... | | |2 godzina \ | / +-----------+----+-+
- | | | "Panie prezydencie, delegacja z Gwatemali". | | |snu \|/ | | |
- | | | No tak, znowu zasnales w pracy... | | | +---------*---------------------------------------------+ | | |
- | | +-----------------------------------------+-------+ ++ | |dziewczyny wlasnie ida na impreze do Mundka-przeciez | | | |
- | | | | | |dzisiaj jego imieniny! Pomagaja ci obetrzec twarz z | | | |
- | | | | | |blota i krwi i zabieraja cie ze soba. Maja spory zapas | | | |
- | | | | | |trunkow i chleb do przecedzania. | | | |
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- |Stoisz, palisz. Podchodzi |/ | | | | | | | |
- |trzech mlodych kolesi *---+ | | | | | | |
- |i pyta o drobne (to zart?)|\ | | | | | | |
- |Potem o fajki. | \ | / | | | | | |
- |Zaczynaja cie szarpac | \ | / | | | | | |
- +---+----------------------+ \|/ | | | | | |
- |probujesz walczyc +-----------------*-------------------------------------------+ | | | | | |
- | |Mijaja was dziewczyny z Bema. Maja brzeczace reklamowki. | | \ | / | | | |
- | |Idzie z nimi jakis koles z zakrwawionym ryjem. Zatrzymuja sie| | \|/ | | | |
- | |na chwile, rozmawiacie. Dziewczyny ida na imieniny do | | +--------*--------+ | | | |
- | |kogos tam. Proponuja wam, zebyscie zabrali sie z nimi. | | |umierasz na zawal| | | | |
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- | |idziesz z nimi |nie chce ci | | | | |
- | | |sie ruszac z | | | | |
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- | | | | | bierzecie chlopakow| mijacie jakichs kolesi | +----+ |
- | | | | | ze soba | ktorzy siedza na lawce | | |
- | | | +--------------------+------------------------------+-----------------------+ i pija. Widac ze chcie | | |
- | | | | | | | liby zabrac sie z wami | | |
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- | |Brukowana uliczka, domek, podworeczko.| | | | | +-------------------------------------+ +----+----------------------------------------------------------+-+
- | |Drzwi otwiera corka Mundka. | zostajecie | | | | |Alkohol sie skonczyl, rozmowy sie | | |
- | |"Taty nie ma, pojechal gdzies z | w miescie | | | | \|urwaly. Ktos proponuje zeby pojsc | | |
- | |jakims panem". Dzieczyny z Bema mowia,+------------+--+----+--+----*do knajpy. Ale ty juz jestes ladnie +--------+ |
- | |ze pewnie pojechal na wies do Ryska. | | | | | /|zmeczony i idziesz kimnac sie gdzies | |
- | |Ale chlopaki mowia ze moze do Ryska a | | | | | |na klatce | |
- | |moze nie do Ryska i radza zeby usiasc | | | | | +-------------------------------------+ |
- | |gdzies i wypic to, co jest | | | | | |
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- | |jedziecie | | | | |
- | |na wies | | | | |
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- | | | | | | | Idziecie do kolesia, pijecie. Okolo 1600 | |
- | | | | | | | gosc gwalci cie, zabija a zwloki cwiartuje | |
- | | | | | | | i wrzuca do stawu. Pozeraja cie karpie, ktore | |
- | | | | | | | potem trafiaja na wigilijny stol do dobrych ludzi| |
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- | | | siedzisz na lawce sam z jakims kolesiem | | | |
- | | | .Kiedy alkohol konczy sie kolo zaprasza +--+------------------------+ |
- | | | cie do siebie na chate. | | |
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- | | | | Brawo, twoj plan sie powiodl! | |
- | | | | Teraz masz kupe kasy i oplywasz +-----------------------------------+ |
- | +-----------+---------------------------------------------------+ | w luxusy. Pokazuja cie w TV. | | |
- | | | | Jestes pupilkiem swiata. | | |
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- | | | \ |W ziemie uderza kometa CX-1848298842| / | \ | |
- | | | \|Jedynymi ludzmi ktorzy ratuja sie z | | | |
- | | +--------------------*kataklizmu jestescie: ty, Ojciec | | | |
- | | /|Swiety i Pamela Anderson. Zapowiada | | | |
- | | / |sie ciekawie, ale to juz calkiem | | | |
- | | |inna historia... | | | |
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- +-----------------* W tym momencie Ziemie atakuja zmutowane | | | | |
- /| dinozaury z kosmosu. Komputer wskazuje, |mydlisz im oczy | | | |
- | ze ty jestes jedyna osoba ktora moze |a potem je wykanczasz | | | |
- | je pokonac. Zostajesz glownodowodzacym +-------------------------------+ | | |
- | sil zbrojnych oenzetu. Koniecznie musisz | | | |
- | cos wymyslec - i to jak najszybciej. | | | |
- | Co robisz? | | | |
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- |zastawiasz na nie | kolaborujesz | | |
- |pulapke | z jaszczurami | | |
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- | | | Pomagasz zmutowanym dinozaurom z kosmosu wykonczyc | | | |
- | | \ | ludzi. Zostajesz glownym organizatorem masowych egzeku- | | | |
- | | \| cyj. Poniewaz wymysliles, ze zamiast w kosztowny | | | |
- | +---------------------------------------* sposob rozstrzeliwywac ludzi mozna ich zabijac | | | |
- | /| granatami w piwnicach udaje ci sie zaoszczedzic | | | |
- | / | 0,5 % na kosztach amunicji. Trzecia czesc tej kasy | | | |
- | | bierzesz do swojej kiesy, co przy tej skali ekster- | | | |
- | | minacji daje ci gigantyczne dochody. Zostajesz wlascicie- | | | |
- | | lem sieci szklarni na planecie Qrlkjgopiiooioooefoeiortas | | | |
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- |Niestety, pulapka sie zaciela w ostatniej | | | | |
- |chwili bo byla nienasmarowana. Dinozaury | | | | |
- |z kosmosu pozarly wszystkich ludzi i zjaraly| | | | |
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